5 Things That Suck... In A Good Way

Right now there are so many things in our lives that suck in a bad way:

Not being able to visit family because of a pandemic sucks.

Being afraid to eat inside at a restaurant sucks.

Remote learning really sucks.

And, of course, wearing masks everywhere we go. It's necessary and it's right and the safest way to go. But, let's face it, it sucks. 

There are, however, some things that suck, but in a good way.

Here are 5 of the standouts, according to us.

1. A handheld cordless vacuum cleaner, for when you haven't cleaned your apartment in weeks and are disgusted with all the crumbs and dust you see, but lack the motivation to actually vacuum for real, using one of these will make you feel a little better as you survey the small clean-ish space you have made for yourself. 

2. A noiseless air purifier situated in the office or at home - there are fewer devices as welcome in today's work and school environment that an air purifier, plugged in and doing its job to suck out all those nasty unhealthy particles floating around any room.

3. A black hole -- as one of the marvels of the cosmos, it apparently sucks in anything in its vicinity, including a massive sun. You gotta respect anything that sucks like that.

4. An elephant's trunk - powerful enough to suck up 14 liters of water and then blow it straight into its mouth. Makes any straw envious.

And, of course...

5. The Suck It Socket mask - a tiny little unassuming device designed to give you sucking access for your favorite beverage and securely close back up whenever you're out and about.